I never thought a toaster could outsmart me—until the day it did, and I had to think how can I start using AI.

There I was, in my own kitchen, facing off against a so-called "smart" toaster that refused to toast my bread unless I connected it to an app. An app! To make toast! Back in my day, you pressed a lever, and toast happened. Simple. But no, this fancy contraption wanted to sync to the cloud, track my toasting habits, and probably send the data to some AI overlord monitoring my carb intake.

That was the moment I realized something—I was either going to get a handle on this AI stuff or risk becoming the old guy who needs his grandkids to set the clock on the microwave.

So, if you’re staring at AI like it’s a smug toaster, wondering how to start using it without it taking over your life (or your breakfast), keep reading. This is for you.

Retirement’s supposed to be about freedom, right? No bosses breathing down your neck, no alarm clocks dictating your life. But let’s be real—if you don’t find something new to sink your teeth into, you’ll end up watching reruns of Murder, She Wrote and talking to the cat like it’s your business partner.

But before we get to the good stuff, let’s address the elephant in the room…

Here’s the thing—learning new tech can feel like wrestling a greased-up octopus. It moves fast, it’s unpredictable, and it has way too many arms. AI is no different. The biggest fears people have about it?

“I’m too old for this.” Nope. If you can operate a TV remote with 52 buttons and zero logic, you can learn AI.

It’s going to take over everything.” Also nope. AI doesn’t replace you; it just makes life easier. Like a good butler, not an evil robot overlord.

“It’s complicated.” Listen, they said the same thing about mobile phones in the ’90s. Now we’re all swiping, tapping, and scrolling like it’s second nature.

AI isn’t here to ruin your life. It’s here to make things faster, smarter, and—if you use it right—put a little extra breathing room in your retirement plans.

Alright, let’s get to the juicy part—what AI can actually do for you.

It Writes So You Don’t Have To. Ever stared at a blank screen, trying to string words together like a monkey at a typewriter? AI can whip up blog posts, emails, and content in seconds. (Though, let’s be honest, it still needs a human touch—otherwise, it sounds like a robot with a caffeine problem.)

It Saves You Time. Whether it’s answering emails, organizing your schedule, or creating images for your online business, AI does the grunt work while you sip your morning coffee.

It Helps You Learn Faster. Want to dive into the online world but don’t know where to start? AI tools can summarize courses, give you step-by-step instructions, and even act as your tutor. It’s like having a pocket-sized mentor at your beck and call.

It Can Make You More... Comfortable. I won’t say the word, but let’s just say AI can help you set up an online thing that might put some extra cushion in your retirement fund.

Now, let’s not get carried away. AI is powerful, but it’s not without its flaws.

It’s Not Magic. AI doesn’t think—it predicts. Sometimes, it’s spot on. Other times, it confidently spews nonsense. (Kinda like your mate at the pub after three pints.)

It Can Be Overwhelming. With so many tools out there, it’s easy to get lost in the weeds. The key is to start small—pick one AI tool, master it, then move on.

It’s a Bit Creepy. Let’s be honest, the fact that AI can mimic human voices and create deepfake videos is unsettling. The good news? We’re using AI for good—not to create weird internet hoaxes.

Now, if you’re thinking, “Alright, Derek, but what’s AI got to do with me setting up my online empire?”—let me spell it out.

AI can help you get your thing off the ground without drowning in tech headaches. It can write your stuff, design your graphics, even automate parts of your online setup so you’re not chained to a laptop 24/7.

The best part? You don’t need to be a tech wizard. You just need to be willing to try.

If you’ve ever thought, Maybe I should give this AI thing a go, but felt overwhelmed by the jargon, I’ve got something for you. I’ve put together 5 FREE VIDEOS that walk you through how AI can help you get started in the online world—without making your brain melt.

Want in? Drop the word TOASTER in the comments below, and I’ll send you the link. (Because let’s be honest, we’ve all been outsmarted by an appliance at least once.)